the list of things kate mayfield is great at...

1. buying tennis shoes
2. growing strong fingernails really fast
3. dressing all along the style continuum (e.g. skater on sunday, polo model monday, careless t-shirt and jeans girl tuesday, etc.)
4. having the soul of a TRU African-American sista
5. reading/writing
6. vocabulary/ making up words
7. having a ganked up toenail for years
8. talking trash
9. thinking i can beat up anyone at any time
10. writing with ONLY pilot precise v5 rolling ball pens
11. not wearing make-up
12. invisiboarding
13. dancin'
14. impersonating Missy Eliot and remaining in character
15. text messaging
16. implementing tea time into my daily schedule and having really good tasting tea
17. shakespeare
18. thinking sacreligous songs are good for a worship demo such as "from a distance" and "what if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us"
19. having teachers call me out for being bored in class every day
20. watching scary movies without qualms or aftershock
21. writing excellent papers late at night
editors comments: this is an excellent list and no commentary is necessary. well done, my good and faithful servant.