the list of things tori shererer is great at...

1. being assertive, in all areas except those pertaining to boys
2. scrabble
3. speedreading
4. painting my toenails
5. saying something completely ridiculous with a straight face
6. crossword puzzles
7. walking in heels
8. shopping
9. arguing
10. writing papers
11. accessorizing
12. being friends with gay people
13. sticking it to "the man"
14. taking naps
15. upholding the constitution and laws of the united states of america
16. picking good smelling candles
17. standardized testes
18. arranging the pillows on my bed
19. cooking
20. being a pianist
21. speeding but not getting tickets (editor's note: is this not in direct contradiction to item #15?)
22. the sleeperhold
23. painting (but really only flowers)
24. hanging straight pictures without a level
25. procrastinating

Things I'm terrible at...
roller skating
canoeing
showing extreme emotions
raising one eyebrow