the quote board...

1. in reference to the fall of adam and eve story..."don't you think it's cool how God knew they had sinned and he knew they were naked, still, he went back into the garden and looked for them. he don't even care if you got your pants on, he just wants to play with you."
2. my mom informed me that my brother and sister are nominated for some grand award for the city. each nominated independently and it won't generate sibling rivalry, don't worry, they can both win. IRregardless, i asked her when they'll find out if they get it, because i figure they'll be warned ahead of time in order to request the presence of their cool big sister. to which my mom replied, "i guess they'll find out when they announce it." now i'm not certain that warrants quote board recognition..but i laughed. --k8 mayfield
3. the next two quotes from a professor i have at seminary. both were during his reading of revised standard version of the Bible. "take your grain and take your plow, take your ass and get to work." only topped by same guy, different day, "...saddle up your ass..." not stuff you expect to hear from your seminary prof, and not from the Bible either. and of course, me and my comrad were the only two heathens in the class who giggled like 5th graders. may God bless the donkeys that make class entertaining.
4. "COWS DON'T HAVE TESTICLES." --kate's dad, yelled over dinner at a relatively nice eating establishment. i was there. it was awesome.
5. "everybody else at this dang school has like one midterm...and it's probably a take home. i mean, nobody else has 4 ridiculously hard ones like us. i could go throw that guy's notebook in the fountain and all he'd lose is the words to stinking 'Jesus loves me.'" spoken by one of the girls in my department at grad school when we were all blowing off midterm steam.